Terms and Conditions

Shipping and Delivery

Shipping and Delivery is the charge for Internet order processing, item selection, packaging, transport and handling. Delivery times are not guaranteed, but are our best approximation and will vary with specific requests. Shipments and deliveries only occur on weekdays. Shipping and Delivery is subject to change and will be determined at the time of order. We usually ship via Royal Mail although large or unusual orders may be sent via ParcelForce or another courier. You will not be charged extra for courier services unless we have agreed this with you.

Estimated delivery time assumes orders are placed before 12:00 noon (PST). Orders placed late on Friday or on Saturday will not be processed until Monday. Additional charges may accrue on Priority, Overnight and International shipping if multiple attempts are made for delivery. 


Care and Use

Most items are sold as novelties with no implied use. Always check that the item is suitable for whatever purpose you want to use it for and you are proficient in its use. Clean item before using.


Returns and Replacements

We want you to be completely happy with your order. 
If for any reason you are not satisfied, please contact us as soon as possible so we can rectify the situation. A pickup and/or restock fee may apply. Merchandise must be returned within 30 days of receipt of merchandise. To return items under the European Distance Selling directive you must let us know within 7 days of delivery and shipping costs are not refunded.

RETURNING MERCHANDISE BY MAIL
On the back of the packing slip enclosed with your order, please note the reason(s) for return and whether you wish to exchange the item(s) or receive a credit/refund (depending on the original form of payment). Enclose the packing slip with your item(s).

OTHER ITEMS
All personal items must be unused, unopened, and in original packaging for a credit/refund or exchange to be issued. Restricted items must be returned using ground transportation.